goolden:

do u wanna be otters together yes or no

dduane:

wilwheaton:

And there you have it. This kind of thing (multiplied many times over) is why the WGA is striking. :/

The full article is here.

The article to which it refers (for a more in-depth read) is here.

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marinememes:

I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium

a-book-of-creatures:

bogleech:

reconditarmonia:

bunjywunjy:

fubblers:

fubblers:

I think we as a website are sleeping on the potential of Microsoft teams default memes

You have the option to edit the text but why the fuck would you. Get disbarred bitch.

ALT

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

the best part is that they chose sharks, which in cartoon culture are to lawyers as “pigs” are to cops

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imconfusedallthetimehelp:

How I’m feeling rn. I want Ron to loose :)

gingerswagfreckles:

Hey y'all. With the Writer’s Guild of America on strike, you might be hearing a lot more about something called “residuals,” which are payments that the writers get for the studios continuing to air their work on reruns and such. Already I’m seeing people trying to frame the union trying to bargain for better residuals as greedy and unreasonable, so I just wanted to give you guys a peek into my dad’s full, 100% real residual payments for writing some of the most watched episodes of American late night television.

Yeah lol. If u hear anyone trying to frame the conversation around residuals as writers being greedy, please do me a favor and punch them straight in the face ❤️🙃🙃

charlottan:

ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

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eggplantmaniac420:

if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now’s about the time to take it out of the freezer

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wtfhoppl:

nothisacrayon:

tiffanygladiator:

semicolonthefifth:

thecavenest:

sakyubaso:

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

It took a bit of googling magic, but I think I’ve found it.

This is “Kindled” by Laura K. Cannon, which is part of her portfolio that can be found here: http://navate.com/2wk6im1sartc92iwza7il07bxq2mk5

Is this what you were looking for? @sakyubaso

I’m in love.

Y'all I’m-

the original artist states:

“This went kinda viral on tumblr and people are arguing whether it’s a painting of Aphrodite. It’s not. If she must be a goddess, I think she’d be Pele, the Hawaiian goddess of fire.

But it doesn’t depict anyone specifically. After some soul-searching I realize that, while I wasn’t thinking about it at the time, it’s a painting about battling depression. I live with MDD so the idea of emerging from the depths is a powerful thing for me.

Is she being born from the lava, or is she climbing out of Hell? I think it’s both.”

so. not Aphrodite, but someone beautiful nonetheless

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hyper-dorphin:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

apparently europeans have the impression that US Americans never learn the metric system.

like our science curriculum from day one is entirely done in the metric system. we just don’t use metric in our day to day lives.

yeah actually we kinda just do it for the bit :)

I have had people try to gently and kindly explain to me the workings of the metric system, as if Americans are having trouble with the concept of a base ten system. like no. we get it. we were taught this when we were like eight. it’s just that like. we don’t really wanna do it that way. for the bit.

It’s like formal and informal tense.

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mikaababy:

if i’m gonna be forced to exist i might as well be silly about it

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sketiana:

id sooner serve cunt than this country

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furryprovocateur:

i think the argument “TV is the only outlet some people have” is not only exceptionally sad in a profoundly depressing way but also should be the alarm bell that radicalizes people into realizing how hollow capitalism has made their life